Patent lawyer, Joseph Dyer, filed a lawsuit against himself for backing into his own car while driving his friend’s SUV. Mr. Dyer stated that he “can’t keep doing this” and that he “wants to teach himself a lesson.”
Sources reported that Mr. Dyer also grounded himself for 2 weeks with no television or special deserts. Mr. Dyer stated, “I think I really learned my lesson, but running back and forth between the prosecuting and defense attorney’s desks made me pretty tired. On the bright side though, I had to pay myself for the litigation process, and man did I charge myself a lot.”
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