Sources have confirmed that President Obama will consult with Bob the Builder to fix the United States 11.901 trillion dollar national debt. Although Bob typically fixes small fictional objects such as chairs and tables, he enthusiastically asked Congress, “CAN WE FIX IT??!!” – to which all members of Congress simultaneously replied, “no.”
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“Picsearch Bob the Builder” by Jan Tolman for the Deseret News.
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