Charlotte Mora, an attractive yet self-absorbed individual, was “shocked” and “mortified” to learn that other people actually exist in the world, and that most of them “are pretty ugly.” She told sources that she “really hopes this is just a bad dream” and that tomorrow she will be able to wake up and continue her regular routine of “staring at herself in the mirror all day.”

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