Starbucks recently announced that they will be repricing all drinks according to the number of characters in the drink title; one character = $1. You can expect the following great new prices:
Black coffee: $11
Iced vanilla latte: $16
Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet’N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice: $204
In order to abide by their new pricing system, “restroom” use will be $8 per visit.