Michelin Man calls for white tire reform

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Although automotive tires are black in color, the Michelin Man, for some reason, is composed of white tires. In order to understand this discrepancy, our sources tracked down the Michelin Man at the National Convention for the Advancement of Everything White. Although he admitted that “most tires are black,” the Michelin Man stated that “not every tire is perfect, and in an idealistic world, all tires should be white with blonde hair and blue eyes.”

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Flickr me and the michelin man!” by Howard Walfish.

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