Eighteen-year-old, Melissa Macias (pictured on right), was recently trying on bathing suits at a local mall to prepare for summer; however, she realized that she had become so pale during the winter season that she was unable to see her own reflection in the mirror. She told sources that, at first, she thought she had died and turned into a ghost. After attempting to exercise her rights as a ghost and scare local mall patrons, mainly by saying “boo” and making “ghost-like-sounds,” her friend (pictured beside Ms. Macias) told her that she was not in fact a ghost, but just fair-skinned.
Ms. Macias told sources that although she believed her friend, she continued scaring mall patrons and dragging around a set of chains from Sears just in case her friend was wrong and/or for preparatory measures should she turn into a ghost in the future. Until Ms. Macias receives an adequate tan, she is only able to be seen in photographs in which she is pictured against a dark background (e.g., on right pictured against a dark blue ocean – DO NOT BE ALARMED, Ms. Macias does have legs and a lower torso, they are just impossible to see against the white colored boat).
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