Although unpopular, the following children’s books should not be overlooked when choosing the right bedtime story for your child:
God loves everyone but you
Other unpopular titles include:
- Oops! Who pooped in the sink?!!
- Teaching your toddler how to set up their 401k in 5 easy steps
- Tommy smoked crack, now he’s dead
- STDs: A visually descriptive pop-up book
- Perfection: Some children just aren’t good enough
- Mommy and daddy will die before you
And lastly, don’t forget about these never read classics!!
How are we doing?? Remember, we know where you live
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Man buys trail mix knowing he will just eat M&M’s 
New study shows bees sting people just for the fucking fun of it 
Local emergency response unit breaks down 
LMAO!! 😛
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🙂
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That was very funny…and I am really happy that there weren’t any comments accusing you of being insensitive or politically incorrect or in conflict with what they think you ought to believe, etc. Most places get the thin-skinned loud and rude with stuff similar. I am glad you scared them away before I discovered you!
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Thanks!! Seems they did get scared away. If they decide to show up though, we will double team them and word rape them until they bleed out of their ears.
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I would never buy these books to my kids, nor any children around. LOL 😛
That was a blast, thanks for sharing, Aquileana 😀
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Thanks! Aw, you’re kids are missing out!!
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Would you really expect kids to read that stuff? They’d probably attempt homicidal rape. Not trying to offend you, I’m just saying.
Also, the next book should be “Mommy hates you because you were adopted”.
XD…
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Homicidal rape.
We love those words.
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I nearly died laughing
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Yay we almost killed you! No wait, redo that…Yay we made you laugh!!
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Was hoping to find out where Waldo is.( I heard he ran off with Lowly Worm). In the meantime how about some really cutting edge (oop, sorry) spud stories like “A Humorous Retrospective of the Irish Potato Famine.” Or “Sour Cream Saved My Life: The True Story of the Baked Potato That Lived.”
No need to thank me. I’ll just say thanks for visiting AHintOfLight.com
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Cutting edge…you trying to get yourself arrested for attempted homicide?!! You, my friend, are a genius. We may use some of those ideas, and we will certainly credit PMcG! Especially if they turn out really horrible, then we are free from blame.
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LOL! And did curiosity kill the monkey?
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Unfortunately no…cyanide laced bananas killed the monkey.
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hilarity!
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Thank you and the same to you!! Wait no you’re not hilarity. That sounds mean. You’re an awesome and lovely person 🙂
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LOL These are pretty dang funny!! Don’t tell anyone I said so! 😉
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Sssshhhhhhh…….if we type in all lower caps nobody will hear us….thank you 🙂
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So awful, it’s funny. 🙂
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Awful and funny…If we could choose two words to describe us, those would definitely be it!!
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LOL *applause applause* Well posted!
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Thank you!! “bow bow”
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Hahaa! Really very funny! Oh Daddy, those hot pink leggings have got to go! And I always wondered about Curious George 🙂
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We have a feeling that daddy will protect those pink leggings with his life. And yeah, Curious George has been peaking through your window too?!!
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