Obama to replace secret service detail with cats

The recent home video (see below) of a cat saving a young boy from a vicious dog attack has gone viral and is apparently influencing some major political leaders. In fact, President Obama recently issued a statement saying that he will likely replace his secret service detail with a group of cats. To most this would sound absurd; however, no human being would be willing to lay down their life for the young boy as did the cat in the video. Also, it is well-known that adult men are terrified of puppies (CLICK HERE to see a short video depicting mans’ fear of puppies). A secret service detail composed of cats would also be ideal given that the number of presidential assassination attempts by dogs has increased nearly 80% over the last three years.

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