Daily Potato News would like to congratulate Daily Potato News for reaching its 100th post!! Before we get to the celebratory part of this article, here is a little history about our site: Daily Potato News was initially founded in 1543; however, a total of 0 articles were published from 1543 – 2014. Things really started to pick up though in 2014.

Daily Potato News values only two things in this world, Zima and confetti cake. Our dear and long-term friend, Channing Tatum, also shares our love for alcoholic beverages and confetti cake. A recent article in Us Weekly, entitled, “Channing Tatum Says He’s a High-Functioning Alcoholic, Had an Imaginary Friend,” Channing provided the following quote about confetti cake:

“I just love cake. Confetti cake, to be specific. It has little colored candies inside the cake, and then you get the confetti icing, which is really hard to find sometimes. It’s really hard to explain to people, because it’s not icing with sprinkles on top. It’s icing that actually has candies inside of it. It’s Funfetti icing. It’s a beautiful mix. It is an angel sent from heaven.”

An angel sent from heaven indeed…however, regarding his imaginary friend, you’re on your own with that one Channing.

So, just to recap…100th post, Channing Tatum, confetti cake, Zima, imaginary friend.

Image attribution:
“Channing Tatum talks weight, cake and ‘Magic Mike XXL’ in GQ interview” by OnTheRedCarpet.com. This image was not altered.

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