Woman excludes approximately 98.2% of the male dating pool by stating that she is looking for a man who is both honest and caring.
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Yep. Though unscientific, it is believed to be true by most of us of the feminine persuasion. Conversely, if she’d allow for ‘douchebag’ as a desired quality, she’d have too much of a selection to draw from…thereby likely giving up entirely…due to the incredible overload of choices that she’d freaking lose her mind and just go ahead and enter a convent with the exclamation, “Ahh, to HELL with THAT!”
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She did try allowing the search term douchebag but her computer crashed cause there are just toooo many of them.
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If she were to allow the term ‘douchebag’ to be allowed, then the overload would be so great that the scent of Axe Body Spray and New Jersey would waft through her computer speakers.
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Reblogged this on Antelope Valley College Men's Basketball and commented:
I know this is not JUCO basketball but this blog just plain funny!
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Thanks for reblogging!!
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But is she being honest?
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Probably not.
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Me, I normally get through to first interview stage. But then they don’t turn up. Or I catch my case worker making a series of frantic hand signals and the taxi just drives on by. Cradling a puppy in my arms works well up until they realize it has stopped breathing. Just passing on good advice.
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We tried the puppy advice. 4 breathless puppies and no second dates yet. We’ll keep trying.
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Don’t give up. I’m rooting for you! I suffer from Charm Deficit Syndrome and I’ve never let it hold me back. I fight it. Every day. I fight everyone. Even though I sometimes end up in hospital or prison, If I didn’t fight my CDS then I wouldn’t support this blog. That is how confused I am.
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