Child superheroes take on drug cartel


Children all across the world are known to dress up as their favorite superheroes. In fact, a small group of these children have decided to take their heroics the next level. As pictured to the left, Bobby Allen (age 8; Batman), Jeffrey Schmidt (age 6; Spider-Man), Jenny Murray (age 10; Superwoman), and Zoe Jones (age 4; Shitty pieced together version of Superwoman) have decided to take on the Sinaloa drug cartel in Mexico City. As pictured below, the Sinaloa drug cartel is well armed; however, the childhood superheroes’ skills of being able to “draw really well” and “always finish their vegetables on time” should aid them in taking down these cartel leaders.










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  1. If you look closely, you can see the Superheroes have already struck. The cartel guys look pretty freaked out after losing several fingers and having kindergarten drawings left scarring their bodies… I can see why they went the group hug, those poor bastards.

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