In order to increase physical fitness levels in the elderly population, a bill was recently passed that requires all stores and establishments to move their handicapped parking spots to the spots which are located farthest away from the store.
Image: “Flickr: Handicap Spot,” by Macsoundhine & “Bing.com Image Search“
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I actually know of a doctor’s office where the handicapped spaces ARE the ones farthest from the door.
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Great stuff! Never happen in Cali as they want as many people as possible sick so ObomaCare will grow!!!!
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Is he like Pinocchio? The more people that get sick the bigger he grows? Does he shrink if people get healthy?
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It’s about time. I’ve been worried about those poor unfit old folks who are forced to park so close to the door.
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Amen. The government finally does something right for a change.
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