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Little Diggers Archeology Program saves Mississippi six million dollars
Sources at the University of Mississippi’s School of Medicine stated that decisions have been made regarding their plans for the approximate 2,000 recently discovered graves. Exhuming the approximate 2,000 graves would cost the state of Mississippi nearly six million dollars;… Read More ›
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Man with multiple personality disorder ticketed
Despite Peter Rasmussen’s claim that he was traveling with 27 other passengers, including French pastry chef, Fabien Vertefeuille, 8th grade hopscotch champion, Wanda Rogers, and ancient Mongolian warlord, Otgonbayar Batbayar, he was ticketed $400 for riding alone in the high-occupancy… Read More ›
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Scientists believe water is necessary for human life
Water has always been speculated as being crucial to sustain human life, but has never been thoroughly tested and verified. Important scientists from a great university are five years into a decade long study, which will hopefully uncover the truth about our… Read More ›
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Demon in the back seat?
New developments unfold regarding the story of Ebony Wilkerson, the mother of three who drove her and her children into the ocean. Police are currently investigating her claim that she was protecting her children from “demons.” Lead detective, Gary Mansell, told… Read More ›
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Attorney sues himself
Patent lawyer, Joseph Dyer, filed a lawsuit against himself for backing into his own car while driving his friend’s SUV. Mr. Dyer stated that he “can’t keep doing this” and that he “wants to teach himself a lesson.” Sources… Read More ›
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Colorado regrets legalization of cannabis
Stoners keep forgetting that pot is legal; multiple cannabis stores file for bankruptcy due to cannabis users feeling that buying the substance in a store is “a trick,” perpetrated by law enforcement agencies. Image attribution: “Flickr… Read More ›
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The future of Mad Men
AMC’s awarding winning tv series, Mad Men, continues to roll on as it prepares to enter its 7th season. Inside sources at AMC stated that the series will likely continue for a total of 15 seasons. Should production occur, our sources… Read More ›
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NJ teen sues parents: The Public’s Response
Developments unfold regarding the NJ teen who is suing her parents for financial support. Sources have just confirmed that her request for immediate financial assistance has been denied. Legal analysts believe that her denied request may be associated with her… Read More ›
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Traffic Robots in Kinshasa
In the capital city of the Democratic Republic of Congo, Kinshasa, two large robots, named Toodles and Penelope, are being used in place of police officers to direct traffic and pedestrians. These solar-powered robots are equipped with multiple cameras, enabling the potential for… Read More ›
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Research confirms that dinosaurs were just really ugly people
Lead paleontologist at the University of Chicago, Dr. Robert Coleman, reported at a recent press conference that animals of the clade Dinosauria were nothing more than just really ugly people. Dr. Coleman stated that his research team looked at countless… Read More ›