Water has always been speculated as being crucial to sustain human life, but has never been thoroughly tested and verified. Important scientists from a great university are five years into a decade long study, which will hopefully uncover the truth about our… Read More ›
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In the capital city of the Democratic Republic of Congo, Kinshasa, two large robots, named Toodles and Penelope, are being used in place of police officers to direct traffic and pedestrians. These solar-powered robots are equipped with multiple cameras, enabling the potential for… Read More ›
Lead paleontologist at the University of Chicago, Dr. Robert Coleman, reported at a recent press conference that animals of the clade Dinosauria were nothing more than just really ugly people. Dr. Coleman stated that his research team looked at countless… Read More ›
Beautiful Insides is a new dating website which has taken online dating to the next level. Unlike traditional sites, Beautiful Insides reflects not only your physical appearance, but your inner beauty as well. Beautiful Insides utilizes the information you write in… Read More ›
The AT&T U-verse wireless receiver allows the television watcher to seamlessly move their television to a different location, without having to fool around with wires or cables. Lead researchers have declared this a “scientific breakthrough” and have even requested to… Read More ›
Samuel Sampson, age 36, recently began smoking cigarettes to help kick his Nicorette addiction. Mr. Sampson has been addicted to nicotine substitute products for nearly 3 years. He told reporters, “I’m really ashamed, but I’ve tried them all. The gum,… Read More ›