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Water has always been speculated as being crucial to sustain human life, but has never been thoroughly tested and verified. Important scientists from a great university are five years into a decade long study, which will hopefully uncover the truth about our… Read More ›
New developments unfold regarding the story of Ebony Wilkerson, the mother of three who drove her and her children into the ocean. Police are currently investigating her claim that she was protecting her children from “demons.” Lead detective, Gary Mansell, told… Read More ›
AMC’s awarding winning tv series, Mad Men, continues to roll on as it prepares to enter its 7th season. Inside sources at AMC stated that the series will likely continue for a total of 15 seasons. Should production occur, our sources… Read More ›
In the capital city of the Democratic Republic of Congo, Kinshasa, two large robots, named Toodles and Penelope, are being used in place of police officers to direct traffic and pedestrians. These solar-powered robots are equipped with multiple cameras, enabling the potential for… Read More ›
Lead paleontologist at the University of Chicago, Dr. Robert Coleman, reported at a recent press conference that animals of the clade Dinosauria were nothing more than just really ugly people. Dr. Coleman stated that his research team looked at countless… Read More ›
The 2016 Summer Olympics are set to be held in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil; however, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) is reevaluating this decision. Thomas Bach, president of the IOC, stated that he was just alerted to the fact that… Read More ›
Beautiful Insides is a new dating website which has taken online dating to the next level. Unlike traditional sites, Beautiful Insides reflects not only your physical appearance, but your inner beauty as well. Beautiful Insides utilizes the information you write in… Read More ›
The AT&T U-verse wireless receiver allows the television watcher to seamlessly move their television to a different location, without having to fool around with wires or cables. Lead researchers have declared this a “scientific breakthrough” and have even requested to… Read More ›
Samuel Sampson, age 36, recently began smoking cigarettes to help kick his Nicorette addiction. Mr. Sampson has been addicted to nicotine substitute products for nearly 3 years. He told reporters, “I’m really ashamed, but I’ve tried them all. The gum,… Read More ›
