A new horror film, “The Chase,” received poor reviews from local movie critics. The film opens with a young teenage girl screaming while running away from an unknown entity. The screaming and running continues uninterrupted for approximately 72 minutes. At… Read More ›
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In local news…
Father blow torches child’s toy in a last-ditch effort to open it after wrestling with the packaging for 4 hours. Image attribution: “Injury.com” This image was not altered.
The 10th dentist…
9 out of 10 dentists agree that the 10th dentist is a fucking liar. Image attribution: “Flickr Dentist Assortment” by Dawn Schwanke. This image was not altered.
Breaking News: Courtney Stodden initiates peace talks
Fox News recently interrupted their worldwide coverage on current events to air a highly specialized and sensitive interview. Through a series of 9 innovative questions asked by prolific journalists, the information acquired in this interview should help to resolve the Russian/Ukranian conflict,… Read More ›
CNN corrects mistake, did anyone else notice?
CNN.com recently posted an article entitled, “Junco: What’s the big deal about sexting?” by Rey Junco. If you CLICK HERE for the link to the article, you’ll notice that the following picture is featured for the article: The picture located above,… Read More ›
Man misjudges street light timer, gets caught in middle of intersection
With only 6 seconds remaining on the street light timer, 33-year-old Tyson Bryce had to make a split-second decision about whether or not he would be able to cross the street in time. Witnesses at the intersection reported that… Read More ›
Obama to replace secret service detail with cats
The recent home video (see below) of a cat saving a young boy from a vicious dog attack has gone viral and is apparently influencing some major political leaders. In fact, President Obama recently issued a statement saying that he will… Read More ›
Mother cashes in on 20+ years of Mother’s Day coupons
Local mother, Joann Hughes, recently cashed in on 20+ years of Mother’s Day coupons which were given to her every year by each of her three children, who are now in their 40s. Based on the amount of coupons Mrs. Hughes… Read More ›
The truth about storm drains
Not only are storm drains ominous, but it is virtually impossible to know what you’ll find beneath them. Many suspect that you would find items which might slip through the grates, such as lost coins, papers, or really skinny children…. Read More ›
Pet insurance: Is it worth it?
No. Image attribution: “Flickr Pet Insurance” by Suna Rahavan. This image was not altered.