Dan Grayson, 42, recently decided to have his heart removed in order to reduce his chances of having a future heart attack. Although Mr. Grayson is in perfect health, he told sources, “Well, you can never be too sure. My… Read More ›
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Actress with short haircut still confused for 12-year-old boy
Since receiving her short haircut, actress Ginnifer Goodwin continues to be mistaken for a preadolescent male. Although the film industry is aware that she is not in fact a young boy, the Walt Disney Company continues to offer her… Read More ›
Crazy cat lady runs out of sticker space on minivan
Local sources recently reported that Danielle Jacobs, also known as “the lonely depressed woman in her mid-fifties who has a lot of cats and no life,” just ran out of space on the rear windshield of her minivan. Ms…. Read More ›
Obama to replace secret service detail with cats
The recent home video (see below) of a cat saving a young boy from a vicious dog attack has gone viral and is apparently influencing some major political leaders. In fact, President Obama recently issued a statement saying that he will… Read More ›
Mother cashes in on 20+ years of Mother’s Day coupons
Local mother, Joann Hughes, recently cashed in on 20+ years of Mother’s Day coupons which were given to her every year by each of her three children, who are now in their 40s. Based on the amount of coupons Mrs. Hughes… Read More ›
Getting to know your corporate printer
Getting to know your corporate printer/copying machine can be difficult given that most are not able to speak. However, our sources found one copier, a Sharp MX-M354N (pictured on left), who is not only able to speak, but agreed to an… Read More ›
The truth about storm drains
Not only are storm drains ominous, but it is virtually impossible to know what you’ll find beneath them. Many suspect that you would find items which might slip through the grates, such as lost coins, papers, or really skinny children…. Read More ›
Legos critique The Lego Movie
Several Legos (pictured above) have come together to critique The Lego Movie, which if you aren’t seven years old or an adult nerd and have already seen it, is a movie about an ordinary Lego construction worker who is recruited to join a… Read More ›
The least popular children’s books
Although unpopular, the following children’s books should not be overlooked when choosing the right bedtime story for your child: God loves everyone but you Other unpopular titles include: Oops! Who pooped in… Read More ›
Indecisive shopper still missing inside Gap store
Local shopper, Walter Ackman, was last seen three days ago entering The Gap at approximately 6:00 p.m. (last known location pictured on left). Video surveillance shows him entering The Gap but never exiting the store. Sales associates at The Gap… Read More ›
