Harold Barnes, the driver of a local emergency response vehicle in a small Kentucky city, reported that his emergency response vehicle has broken down. Although Mr. Barnes was unaware, local sources reported that he operates the only emergency response vehicle… Read More ›
A local Goodwill Donation Center recently contacted the Departments of State and Homeland Security, as well as calling any other important people whom they could find phone numbers for on the internet, claiming that their store had entered a state… Read More ›
The Onion recently reported that President Obama plans to cut costs by packing weekly lunches for all 318 million Americans (click here for full story). In order to understand the impact this has on the American populace, our sources set out going door-to-door… Read More ›
With the recent advancements in drone technology, such as being able to steal what’s on your phone, the National Security Agency (NSA) has created a subset of drones, called Monitor Drones, which will police the already existing drones. These Monitor Drones will… Read More ›
