Local man, Brandon Mullings, told sources that over the past several months the time at which he eats lunch has been slowly regressing towards his breakfast time. He stated, “I used to eat lunch at 12:00 pm, sometimes even 12:30… Read More ›
9 out of 10 dentists agree that the 10th dentist is a fucking liar. Image attribution: “Flickr Dentist Assortment” by Dawn Schwanke. This image was not altered.
Daily Potato News would like to congratulate Daily Potato News for reaching its 100th post!! Before we get to the celebratory part of this article, here is a little history about our site: Daily Potato News was initially founded in 1543; however,… Read More ›
Local grandmother, Mrs. Anna Betz, recently decided to purchase the all-time classic, The Wizard of Oz, for her granddaughter’s birthday. She reportedly took the #32 Metro-Transit bus to a video store which she had previously seen on her way to her weekly… Read More ›
Sources confirmed that a 50 something year old white man dressed in business attire plans to give a speech about important issues. Our sources are currently on site and stated that crowds have already started gathering and although they are excited, they really have no… Read More ›
With only 6 seconds remaining on the street light timer, 33-year-old Tyson Bryce had to make a split-second decision about whether or not he would be able to cross the street in time. Witnesses at the intersection reported that… Read More ›
Police officer, Daniel Krueger (on left), reportedly made an odd arrest while at a local bar last Tuesday. Bar patrons stated that Mr. Krueger was heavily intoxicated when he noticed a man across the room acting erratically. Mr. Krueger stated that as he approached… Read More ›
Fox News recently reported that a rare deep-sea fish, a Lancetfish (pictured on left), washed ashore a beach in North Carolina (click here for story). Oceanographers have undoubtedly concluded that this scary looking motherfucker was once a goldfish, but was… Read More ›