Captchas are used to verify that you are an actual person and not an automated program or “bot.” Although they help to limit spam and increase online security, they are becoming increasingly difficult to read. A recent survey indicated that… Read More ›
Thirty-nine year old, Donald Johnson, recently purchased an electronic fitness bracelet to track his daily fitness activities, such as steps taken and calories burned. After just two days of wearing the bracelet Mr. Johnson’s suspicions of leading a completely inactive… Read More ›
It’s true!!! The two conglomerates have consummated!! In order to demonstrate their love for one another, all Starbucks and Apple retail stores will officially change their store name to Starbapplebucks. As the lovebirds begin producing offspring, you can begin to… Read More ›
A new horror film, “The Chase,” received poor reviews from local movie critics. The film opens with a young teenage girl screaming while running away from an unknown entity. The screaming and running continues uninterrupted for approximately 72 minutes. At… Read More ›
The Americans with Disabilities Act prohibits discrimination and ensures equal opportunity for persons with disabilities in employment. The following testimonials are from persons with physical and/or mental disabilities who have exercised their right to obtain employment: Richard Moody,… Read More ›
When it comes to home infestations, most people assume cockroaches, termites, and spiders, but these only account for 98% of all reported infestations. Following are the 6 least common infestations which account for the remaining 2%: Baby panda infestation… Read More ›
Local father, John Brant, told sources that he plans to purchase his 17 year-old daughter her first car. He stated that it is becoming increasingly difficult to drive her to and from all her after-school activities and that she is… Read More ›
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is currently “fast-tracking” a new drug through their approval process. A spokesman for the FDA stated that the fast-tracking procedure is relatively new and is the quickest and most efficient way to get new… Read More ›
Eleven-year-old Tommy Schmidt was recruited by his neighbors to mow their lawn while they were on vacation. Although Tommy was up to the task, our sources have confirmed that he’s a little confused about the concept of “lawn mowing.” Thus… Read More ›
Our long-term public relations spokesman, Poor Drunk Bob, put on his best and only suit to interview the public. Although Poor Drunk Bob had no preplanned questions or relevant topics to discuss, he learned a great deal of… Read More ›
