CNN.com recently posted an article entitled, “Junco: What’s the big deal about sexting?” by Rey Junco. If you CLICK HERE for the link to the article, you’ll notice that the following picture is featured for the article: The picture located above,… Read More ›
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50 something year old white man in business suit plans to make important speech
Sources confirmed that a 50 something year old white man dressed in business attire plans to give a speech about important issues. Our sources are currently on site and stated that crowds have already started gathering and although they are excited, they really have no… Read More ›
Man misjudges street light timer, gets caught in middle of intersection
With only 6 seconds remaining on the street light timer, 33-year-old Tyson Bryce had to make a split-second decision about whether or not he would be able to cross the street in time. Witnesses at the intersection reported that… Read More ›
Drunk policeman makes odd arrest
Police officer, Daniel Krueger (on left), reportedly made an odd arrest while at a local bar last Tuesday. Bar patrons stated that Mr. Krueger was heavily intoxicated when he noticed a man across the room acting erratically. Mr. Krueger stated that as he approached… Read More ›
Obama to replace secret service detail with cats
The recent home video (see below) of a cat saving a young boy from a vicious dog attack has gone viral and is apparently influencing some major political leaders. In fact, President Obama recently issued a statement saying that he will… Read More ›
The fate of your child’s goldfish
Fox News recently reported that a rare deep-sea fish, a Lancetfish (pictured on left), washed ashore a beach in North Carolina (click here for story). Oceanographers have undoubtedly concluded that this scary looking motherfucker was once a goldfish, but was… Read More ›
Local restaurant gets creative with menu descriptions
Benny’s Diner recently decided to redo their menu in order to provide more elaborate descriptions of their menu items with the hope that it will boost business. Following is just one of their many revised menu items: New menu item description:… Read More ›
Mother cashes in on 20+ years of Mother’s Day coupons
Local mother, Joann Hughes, recently cashed in on 20+ years of Mother’s Day coupons which were given to her every year by each of her three children, who are now in their 40s. Based on the amount of coupons Mrs. Hughes… Read More ›
Getting to know your corporate printer
Getting to know your corporate printer/copying machine can be difficult given that most are not able to speak. However, our sources found one copier, a Sharp MX-M354N (pictured on left), who is not only able to speak, but agreed to an… Read More ›
The truth about storm drains
Not only are storm drains ominous, but it is virtually impossible to know what you’ll find beneath them. Many suspect that you would find items which might slip through the grates, such as lost coins, papers, or really skinny children…. Read More ›